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haiku for you.....these are not originals (by me) but i thought that they were hysterical and wanted to save them......
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your file was so big.
it might be very useful.
but now it is gone.
the website you seek
cannot be located, but
countless more exist.
chaos reigns within.
reflect, repent, and reboot.
order shall return.
program aborting:
close all that you have worked on.
you ask far too much.
windows me crashed.
i am the blue screen of death.
no one hears your screams.
yesterday it worked.
today it is not working.
windows is like that.
first snow, then silence.
this thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
with searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
can not find server.
stay the patient course.
of little worth is your ire.
the network is down.
a crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
three things are certain:
death, taxes, and lost data.
guess which has occurred.
you step into the stream,
but the water has moved on.
the page is not here.
out of memory.
we wish to hold the sky,
but we never will.
having been erased,
the document you're seeking
must now be re typed.
serious error.
all shortcuts have disappeared.
screen. mind. both are blank.
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